A woman has just started her new job on the checkout at the hypermarket and her boss comes over to tell her about 'Product Linking' "What's product linking?" she asks. The boss replies "I'll demonstrate with the next customer".

So along comes the next customer, and amongst his shopping he has a bag of grass seed, just as the customer is about to pay the boss says "Ah sir, I see you have a bag of grass seed in your shopping - have you considered buying a lawnmower, we have some on special offer at 49-99" The customer replies "What a good idea - I didn't think of that" and buys a lawnmower.

The new checkout girl is well impressed and decides to try it on the next customer. So along comes the next customer, and amongst his shopping he has a box of Tampax, just as the customer is about to pay the new checkout girl says "Ah sir, I see you have a box of Tampax in your shopping - have you considered buying a lawnmower, we have some on special offer at 49-99" The customer replies "What's a lawnmower got to do with Tampax??"

And the new checkout girl answers "Well, your weekend's fucked, so I thought you might want to mow the grass instead"