"Once Tony Daley opens his legs you've got a problem"
"Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs"
"We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite"
"After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought"
"And with an alphabetical irony, Nigeria follows New Zealand"
On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living In Italy "It was like being in a foreign country"
"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand."
"Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew"
Jimmy Hill "Don't sit on the fence Terry. What chance do you think Germany has of getting through?
Terry Venables "I think it's 50-50."
"Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds - totally against the run of play"
"We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalised"
"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat"
"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost"
"Henry Horton's got a funny stance. It looks as if he's shitting on a sooting stick."
"There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes."
"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people"
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical"
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel"
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"
"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running"
"Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers"
"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales"
"A brain Scan revealed that Andrew Caddick is not suffering from stress fracture of the shin"
The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation"
That's inches away from being millimetre perfect"
"Bobby Gould thinks I'm trying to stab him in the back. In fact I'm right behind him"
"I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right"
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
"I can't tell who's leading - It's either Oxford or Cambridge"
(John Snagge - Boat Race)
"The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests - absolutely round."